Wednesday One-liners by Storm Field
Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, this Q train is currently making local stops due to the 12 cups of snow outside.
--Q train
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Dude: No way, fuck
you, wind!
--Washington Square Park
Overheard by: rhett
Girl: Sometimes you can't see love, but you can feel it. It's like the wind.
--D train
Asian girl: Whoa! It's raining ice!
--Chambers & Church
Overheard by: David Liu
Girl: They look slutty. Slutty people don't get cold.
--M11 bus
Hobo: This weather crazy. Father Nature caught Mother Nature cheatin' on him, got mad, and dropped some damn snow on us!
--20th & Park
Girl: ...I mean, who doesn't like being warm? It's not like they call it "Global Sweltering"! So who cares?
--West 4th Street station
Overheard by: Katie
Conductor: Again, the delay is due to the 12 cups of snow outside.
--Q train