Guy on cell: ...yeah, my Espanol class, it's like shitting a watermelon! --Waverly & 5th Overheard by: unclewhiskey Drunk guy: What're you gonna do if I poop on myself? What're you gonna do? --A train Overheard by: quiubomona Little girl: Is this a magic toilet? --Museum of Natural History ladies' room Overheard by: alex Crazy lady: All's well that ends well. I guarantee you that I did not peepee in my pants. --Barnes and Noble ladies' room, Union Square Overheard by: Always Amazed Woman on cell: Why do you have to tease me by pooping at your house? --Astoria Teen girl: Oh my god, I just peed on myself! --18th Avenue N station Overheard by: melinda Dude: Talking to you is like taking a shit. --G train Overheard by: Dianne Cooper