Guy: So to recap, I learned tonight that Isaac Hayes wanted to fuck his mother and I secretly want to fuck my father. --120th & Amsterdam Overheard by: TGS Lady: I don't watch TV; TV watches me. --44th & 9th Overheard by: Mark Miller Old lady on cell: Mom, I don't give a flying fuck what Dr. Phil has to say about it! --Lafayette & 4th Overheard by: Matthew Farah Black guy: Man, I'm startin' to get this Grey's Anatomy shit. --Clinton Hill Girl: You know, the first time my boyfriend and I had sex, it was because of Golden Girls. --Columbia University Overheard by: Jen B. Chick: Can you do something productive and get us tickets to The Maury Povich Show? --Office, 84th & 3rd Overheard by: da sarkastik ninja, Girl on cell: I know I promised...I'm sorry, I just felt that getting laid for the first time in almost a year was slightly more important than remembering to TiVo The Sopranos for you. --Houston & A