Queer: After studying, I would, like, defrag by watching Spice World. --E train Guy: I would rather piss on my hands than watch that fucking movie with him! --56th & 5th Overheard by: reggae sarkar Tourist man on cell: It feels like I'm walking through the Matrix. --40th & 5th Hobo: I fucked Tony Curtis in the ass! --Grand Central Overheard by: Macaire Montini Crazy man: So you agree. Top Gun is the greatest movie ever. --Grand Central Thug guy: ...but Roger Moore be cool while parkin' yo car, and Sean Connery be cool while kickin' yo ass. --6 train Girl: I liked it, but there was like, too much cinematography. --11th Street & 3rd Avenue Overheard by: Robet Olsen Chick: I met Clive Owen once, at the Natural History Museum. He was standing alone in a corner and just started talking to me about sulfur. --Fordham University, Lincoln Center Overheard by: Jess McGins Fratboy: Teen Wolf II was the pinnacle of civilization. --Columbia University Overheard by: djlindee