Woman on cell: I want to speak to whoever booked this seat for me. I'm in the middle of the middle of the row...in coach. Can you imagine anything more horrible? I'm sitting next to a Chinese woman. I don't know if it's their diet but I don't like the way those people smell. --Continental plane, JFK Loudspeaker: Mr.--ha, ha, ha!...Mr. Punani? Ha, ha...Can Mr. Punani please come to Gate 12? Paging Mr...ha, ha...oh yeah...Mr. Punani to Gate 12. --LaGuardia Overheard by: Purvi Amin Girl on cell: Yeah, but it's illegal to take sand on a plane? --72nd between Columbus & Amsterdam Overheard by: Samuel Hodak Southern woman on cell: What airline are you on?...You don't know what airline you're on?...You're sitting on the runway and you don't know what airline you're on?...No, I won't let anyone know. --LaGuardia Overheard by: p