That Guy Is Such a Riot

Guy #1: Jackhammering is when you're banging her head against the wall repeatedly while plowing her.
Guy #2: No, that's a battering-ram.
Guy #1: Well, I prefer Rodney King style, beating her senseless while taking care of business.
Guy #2: Could you say that louder? One cook back there didn't hear you.


--Margaritaville, Grand Central


Overheard by: Lizzerd