Toddler girl: Penis! –The Time Warner Center Overheard by: Ally Guy talking to two male friends: Shut up! Shut the fuck up! If you don’t want to put your dick in my mouth, that’s OK, but shut up! –Downtown A train platform, W. 4th St Overheard by: miss professor Hipster guy on phone: No, no, no, no that is the sound that they said my penis made when it died. –Morgan & Grattan, East Williamsburg