It Took You a Whole Hour?

Tall guy: Dude I swear to god, I was on my bed with this mad hot chick and we were making out for like a whole hour...
Short guy: Yeah? Did you put it in?
Tall guy: No...you don't understand...I was feeling her down there, and she...duuuuuude...she had a cock!

Pause

Short guy: Yeah? Did you put it in?

--L'Express

Overheard by: John Eckstein