Homeless man: Can anyone spare some change for a homeless man? Can anyone spare a penny, nickel, or dime? Penny, nickel, or dime? Subway doors close. Homeless man: Oh, shit, wait, I got to get off this train! Get out of my way! Subway rider: You’re not going to get much with that sales pitch. –N train, Queensborough Plaza Overheard by: Josh Shurtleff