Wednesday One-Liners Should Be in a Museum

Teen: What's the big difference between this and the Holocaust Museum?

--Darwin Exhibit, Museum of Natural History

Overheard by: Doug Gordon


Guy: And he just kept talking about masturbating in the Guggenheim.

--2nd Ave, between 4th & 5th

Overheard by: Bradford


MoMA security guard: No, we just have modern art here.

--MoMA

Overheard by: -=Ed.