Asian guy: Teddy Roosevelt, there was a man. Out of the days when men could club women over the head and drag them off. Asian chick: Hmm. Asian guy: What I’m saying is — my thesis is — the position I’m taking is — the argument I’m making is — there’s never been a successful matriarchal society. Asian chick: Hmm. Asian guy: Byron “The Whizzer” White! He was a man. He could do it all. Feminism is bullshit. That’s what I love about you. I can’t talk like this around most girls. Asian chick: Hmm. –Tony’s Di Napoli, 84th & 2nd