Every Wednesday One-Liner Is Sacred
Girl: I mean, I never want to get married. Like... never. But I really want babies. So I guess I'm just going to have a bastard.
--Marquet Cafe, 15 East 12th St
Overheard by: Grace
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Girl to friend: You know, when i found out precum could get you pregnant, I was so shocked that I hadn't been pregnant
--Brooklyn Tech
Overheard by: Cheryl
Businesswoman on cell: So if you could think about that idea
conceptionally.....
--Met Life Building
Overheard by: Fishy Ellie
Columbia girl on the lawn: And then it exploded and there was semen all over the road.
--Columbia University