One fiftyish guy to another: So, did you hear I won an Emmy? --42nd & 3rd Overheard by: Caroline McGraw Man pauses in front of LIRR waiting room and addresses the crowd: Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? No one does. Man shakes his head in disappointment and keeps walking. --Penn Station Dude: I'm going out with him and David Bowie on Wednesday night. --Washington Square Park Man at black-tie cocktail party: So all Alan Cumming wanted was a bag of weed. --Marriott Marquis