Politically Informed Wednesday One-Liners

Crazy old woman: It's the United States government, they did this -- ruined my hair, my skin, my nails.

--25th & 3rd

Overheard by: nina


Boy: If you can find that channel on cable, it's all Castro, all the time.

--1st Ave & 11th

Overheard by: Elmer Colon


Guy on payphone: I didn't say anything about smacking the fuck out of your country.

--91st & 1st