Crazy old woman: It’s the United States government, they did this — ruined my hair, my skin, my nails. –25th & 3rd Overheard by: nina Boy: If you can find that channel on cable, it’s all Castro, all the time. –1st Ave & 11th Overheard by: Elmer Colon Guy on payphone: I didn’t say anything about smacking the fuck out of your country. –91st & 1st