Wednesday One-Liners Wanna Get Dirty

Girl on cell: I feel so dirty...He rubbed oil all over my body. He's short, but he has blue eyes...so hot...I'd let him crawl all over me!

--Hoboken PATH


Old blind woman singing for money in the train: I'll rub hot oil all over your body ... and God bless the child, that's got his own, that's got his own.

--F train downtown


Hobo lady: I been pussy fucked; I been ass fucked; I been titty fucked--and that was fun--but there ain't no love like the love of Jesus.

--M15 bus

Overheard by: Ben Beckley