Wednesday One-liners Make Great Role Models

Skinny white teenage boy, pointing to a T-shirt that says New York Fucking City: Yo mom. I want this shirt in the biggest size they have.

--Times Square

Overheard by: Allisa


Mom on cell with son: Listen, you get home now, you only thirteen and you be fuckin' all them bitches.

--Herald Square


Guy on cell: No! For the last time, you gotta set it on fire after you put it on his doorstep. [To friend] God, fucking kids these days.

--22nd & 6th