Skinny white teenage boy, pointing to a T-shirt that says New York Fucking City: Yo mom. I want this shirt in the biggest size they have. –Times Square Overheard by: Allisa Mom on cell with son: Listen, you get home now, you only thirteen and you be fuckin’ all them bitches. –Herald Square Guy on cell: No! For the last time, you gotta set it on fire after you put it on his doorstep. [To friend] God, fucking kids these days. –22nd & 6th