Why Asian Girls Hate Memoirs of a Geisha

White girl #1: Look at that Asian girl! She's such a whore!
White girl #2: Dude, there's this Asian girl in my psychology course, she's a whore, too.
An Asian girl: Excuse me? Um, what is your problem? What, do you think all Asians are whores?

A very long pause.

White girl #1: Yes.

--Madison Square Garden