And They Make Good Snacks

Lady: Excuse me, can I borrow a light?
Tanktop girl: Sure.
Lady: Thank you so much. [Turns and whispers to guy she's with:] See, I told you. I think if you're nice to them, they're nice to you.
Tanktop girl: Tourists are so cute.

--Outside Welcome to the Johnsons, Rivington & Norfolk


Overheard by: djlindee