She's Very Cosmopolitan

Getting on the crowded E at rush hour, a couple from Long Island forces into the train as the doors are closing.

Long Island woman: Come on people, make some room. [To companion] Can you imagine what it's like in that city in Asia, in China I think, what's it called?
Long Island dude: Japan?
Long Island woman: Yeah, Japan, that's the city! They push you into the cars there!
Random suit: You mean like you just pushed all of us?!

--5th Ave E station


Overheard by: Greg the E train rider