Nerdy high school girl: I got a B+ on my freaking Holocaust essay. How gay is that? –Q17 bus, Flushing Overheard by: Lisa Berlin Queerspotter: He’s so far inside the closet, he’s in Narnia. –11th between 1st and A Overheard by: Vinny C. Drag queen: There are only two lesbian bars in New York, and that is because there are only five lesbians who tip. –xl, 16th & 9th Overheard by: Nick Salvato