Totally Gay Wednesday One-liners

Nerdy high school girl: I got a B+ on my freaking Holocaust essay. How gay is that?

--Q17 bus, Flushing

Overheard by: Lisa Berlin


Queerspotter: He's so far inside the closet, he's in Narnia.

--11th between 1st and A

Overheard by: Vinny C.


Drag queen: There are only two lesbian bars in New York, and that is because there are only five lesbians who tip.

--xl, 16th & 9th

Overheard by: Nick Salvato