Wednesday One-liners Are Ahead of the Curve

Guy: I might move to the South Bronx/Washington Heights. SoBro is getting gentrified.
I'd like to get there before all the hipsters move in.

--Upper West Side

Overheard by: Jess McGins


Girl: Just start saying it, they'll think you're cool. It's New York.

--SoHo

Overheard by: Jess McGins