I Recommend the Codeine & Chive Lite Spread

Employee: What kind of bagel did you want?
Guy: Poppyseed.
Employee: Oh, we don't have poppyseed. We have plain, everything, and cinnamon raisin.
Guy: Everything. I just need the opiates.

--alt.coffee, 9th & A


Overheard by: Alex Romanovich