The Wheaties of the Type II Diabetes Generation

Junior high kid #1: Nigga you ghetto! That nigga's mama fed him Spaghettios for breakfast!
Junior high kid #2: Nigga what you eat then, fool?
Junior high kid #1: Nigga my shit's balanced -- Pop Tarts and Odwalla, nigga, breakfast of champions!

--In front of White Castle, Metropolitan & Bushwick


Overheard by: OJ Phillips