Wednesday One-liners Think They're All That

Guy on cell: She goes to school in Pittsburgh. She's second rate. We go to school in New York. We know who we are.

--Astor Place


Guy on cell: No, no. We only look down on people we're helping.

--Broadway & Fulton


Wet dude: I should not have to walk in the rain! I am a very important person!

--71st Rd & Queens Blvd, Forest Hills