Infectious Wednesday One-liners

Guy: I said to myself 'he's never going to make it', he's a drug freak, he has three STDs. But you proved me wrong, my friend

--Columbia Journalism School Graduation Reception

Overheard by: Mooching the Free Food


Queer on cell: I had three staph infections last year -- one from the gym shower and the other two from the Roxy, but we won't go into that.

--11th St & 2nd Ave


Surly truck driver: Yeah, the test results came back positive... but I'm not going to tell her.

--W 57th

Overheard by: Greg H.