Well-dressed woman to well-dressed man: It’s not my ears, it’s your ass. –3rd Ave between 11th & 12th Overheard by: Heather DuCharme Black guy to white girl: Hey, Slim Goodie! I wanna take you home and fatten you up right now! Some KFC, that’s all you need to juice that ass up. –14th & 6th Overheard by: Sarah Bitchards Girl to friend: Girl, you know you got a hobbit ass –Steps outside the Met Overheard by: Dawn Duffey