Baby Got Wednesday One-liners

Well-dressed woman to well-dressed man: It's not my ears, it's your ass.

--3rd Ave between 11th & 12th

Overheard by: Heather DuCharme


Black guy to white girl: Hey, Slim Goodie! I wanna take you home and fatten you up right now! Some KFC, that's all you need to juice that ass up.

--14th & 6th

Overheard by: Sarah Bitchards


Girl to friend: Girl, you know you got a hobbit ass

--Steps outside the Met

Overheard by: Dawn Duffey