Wednesday One-liners Majored in Anthro

White girl: Yeah, they're actually adults. They just look like children because, you know, they're Asian.

--Asian Pacific American Heritage Festival, Union Square

Overheard by: Kelly


White girl: He really was the smallest black guy I've ever fucked...and believe me, I've fucked plenty of black guys.

--Union Square


Black guy to Asian woman: We fucking taught you people martial arts! Egypt? What!

--Washington Square Park