Wednesday One-liners Are From Mars

Borderline-crying woman on cell: No I don't want to go to a fucking bar, I want to be with you, you asshole!

--Penn Station

Overheard by: gladly single


Ballsy dame: Well, that's one thing men are good for -- playing the minor roles in Evita.

--Marie's Crisis piano bar, Grove & Bleeker

Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster