Those ATVs Can Do Anything

Voice over PA: This train will not be continuing and we need to evacuate the train. There is a car in the station so we are going to have everyone walk forward.
Guy #1: There's a car in the station?!
Guy #2: Yeah, a car from this train...
Guy #1: Oh, thank GOD! I thought someone really fucked up.

--Manhattan-bound F, stopped just short of East Broadway Stop


Overheard by: That Guy