Beautiful and Witty

Drunk guy: Why should I invite you up to my apartment?
Drunk girl: Because I'm beautiful ASSHOLE!

--80th & 2nd

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Posted 2006-05-26 · E-Mail · Quote · Link · Del.icio.us

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