For a Second, That Story Was Actually Interesting

Suburbanite guy: I was in this relationship for, like, eight months. We were in the same, like, mental place, y'know, like we were both so gay, like "Oh, I love you, I love you."
Suburbanite chick: Wait, gay?
Suburbanite guy: Y'know, like, corny.

--Metro-North train


Overheard by: Pitr