Method Acting for Lost Audition

Teen on cell: So how do I get to your office? Wait, which way is east? Towards the river? What river? I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF TIMES SQUARE, I DON'T SEE A FUCKIN RIVER! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ASK SOMEONE WHERE THE FUCKING RIVER IS? MANHATTAN'S AN ISLAND, THERE'S RIVER ALL OVER THE PLACE!

--Times Square


Overheard by: Ilysse Weisenfeld