Wednesday One-liners Make Me Sick

Black lady: I don't eat fried food. Grease is the enemy. When I was pregnant with my daughter, I wanted fried food all the time. This one day, I left work to go eat some fried fish, and I ate it. And I stayed there. And you know what happened? The grease came up and the fish stayed down.

--Precious Nails, 94th & 3rd


Suit #1 to suit #2: We can do whatever you want today. I just don't like the stuff you make me do that makes me throw up.

--AJ Maxwell's, 48th & 6th

Overheard by: their waitress