Wednesday One-liners, Baby Chic

Casting person: Ok, here's the problem, they don't wan't a baby with a huge head compared to his chest, nor do they want to see gross veins all over its chest. They want the fucking Gerber baby, ok?

--38th between 7th & 8th


Friend to new mother with infant: All babies look great in black. Did you know that?

--Madison & 91st

Overheard by: Kelly Smith


Woman: Actually, now that they've started talking, the twins are much less creepy.

--Central Park