Child Left Behind

SAT prepping kid #1: What's hydrolysis?
SAT prepping kid #2: Dude, don't you play Grand Theft Auto? Hydrolysis is what makes the cars bump up and down.
SAT prepping kid #3: Um...Hydrolysis is the splitting of things in water.
SAT prepping kid #2: Whatever. Same thing.--2 train near Borough HallOverheard by: Everclear


Headline by: Dave Schavone
Runners-Up:
· "Rollin' in His H20" - JP
· "Another Roads Scholar" - Emily
· "It's San Andreas's Fault" - boods

Honorable mentions:
· "Only Aquaman Knows For Sure" - Sara Swank
· "Putting the "Dense" in Reverse Condensation" - Elan
· "The Sad Part Is, They All Got Into Brown" - Betsy
· "They Had Their Ups and Downs, then Splitsville" - Steven Foster
· "He Learns By Osmosis" - melissa coubrough
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