He's Just Not That Into You

Drunk girl: How much is a Miller Light tall boy?
Beer vendor: $3.
Drunk girl: How about $2.50?
Beer vendor: $3.
Drunk girl: How about $2.75 and my phone number?Drunk girl gives beer vendor cell phone number.Beer vendor: $3.--Penn Station, LIRROverheard by: LC


Headline by: Anna-Liza
Runners-Up:
· "Your Jedi Mind Tricks Don't Work While Drunk" - Anna Nio
· "'Mommy, How Did You and Daddy Meet?'" - Becca
· "But in Syosset, I'm Beautiful" - Anastasia Beaverhausen

Honorable Mentions:
· "Losing Her Dignity for a Miller Light: Priceless" - mellamaphone
· "Ah, the Reflexive Property of Beer" - Mikey G
· "In his Defense, He Advertises 'Cold and Frosty'" - Mike T
· "Yeah, I Tried that Line with the Laundry Machine Yesterday" - jumanji
· "C'mon! My Number Really Is 867-5309." - will manning
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