Chick on cell: I just fell asleep! It’s not like I’m seeing other people. –42nd & 5th Overheard by: Cresny Chick: You told me you was a celebrity! I sucked yo dick! –Union Square Chick: I’m no whore. I told him, the closest you’re getting to getting me from behind, you know, doggie style, is licking your own balls and humping my leg. –Staten Island Ferry Overheard by: stuck in great kills