Teaching the Golden Rule

Little girl on bathroom line: Mommy, let's go in that one.
She points to the men's room
Mother: No honey, that one is for boys. You can't go in there until you're 25 and at a bar and you really have to go.--Panorama, 85th and 2nd



Headline by: Michael Johns
Runners-Up:
· "Hoochie-mama Knows Best" - senzanome
· "Oh, the Places You'll Go!" - William Levy
· "Daddy Always Lets Me" - David Kafrissen
· "Drew Barrymore at the E.T. Wrap Party" - Marc
· "Old enough to pee, good enough for me" - Big Jacobi
· "Ah, the natural desire to return to your place of conception" - MarcusJ
· "Mind Your Pees And Queues" - Dave Barnette
· "This life lesson brought to you by Bacardi" - RyRy

Honorable mentions:
· ".... And he's really good looking, or he has coke" - Ryan
· "It's also OK if you're dragged" - Steve Estes
· "Don't forget to put the seat back up when you're done." - Deek
· "Therapist session (retroactive)" - noa
· "Passing the Torch" - Jessy B
· "Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarden" - M. Walker
· "Barfly: Generations" - Derek L.
· "Paris Hilton's First, And Last, Babysitting Gig" - John P.
· "Never To Early To Have Penis Envy" - Brian Drew
· "Void Where Prohibited" - Dave Barnette
· "Or completely out of money" - Natalie
· "How to raise a winner" - Adina C
· "Because that's how you'll get respect, honey" - Amanda
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