A Bronx Tail

Teen girl #1, looking at subway ad: Yo, that shit be following me everywhere!
Teen girl #2: The giraffe...?
Teen girl #1: That shit follows me everywhere.
Teen girl #2: That's because it's summertime.
Teen girl #1: Who wants to go to the Bronx Zoo?! --A trainOverheard by: someone who wants to go to the Bronx Zoo


Headline by: Emily
Runners-Up:
· "And you thought the GUYS there were creepy..." - Em
· "Apparently, when nature calls, she hangs up the phone" - Elisabeth
· "Better Than Cats!" - Christin
· "Better that than the old guy touching himself in the corner" - Dan
· "I thought the subway always smelled like that" - Justin L
· "It's all part of their plan" - Rich
· "It's better than being stalked by the guy in 'Bodies'" - Neill
· "Rehab's a Bitch" - Playtah
· "Smarter than the average bear - but only slightly" - C J
· "Somewhere an Advertising Executive Just Wet His Pants" - jay
· "Subliminal Text Messaging" - Jill
· "The one place it won't follow me!" - jnice
· "The pink elephants had the day off" - Roy
· "The zoo always has the best shit." - Adam
· "They are SO voted off the Ark" - Emily
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