Depends on the Face

Barfly: It was a term of endearment.
Bouncer: A term of endearment is not punching someone in the face. --2x4, 2nd Ave & 4th St Overheard by: Cait O'Connor (and Foley)


Headline by: Dave Barnette
Runners-Up:
· "And Assault Isn't A Spice, Either" - Kathy
· "Aww, you just feel left out." - Alaine
· "He Said He Wanted Another Hit" - Playtah
· "He's playing hard to get" - Jeri Rosenblum
· "C'mon, it's not like she was pregnant..." - laura c
· "It doesn't count if you don't leave a mark." - Scott
· "Welcome to New York" - shorty
· "Another dropout from the school of hard knocks" - jm
· "Barflies Mate Every 48 Hours" - red
· "No, That's a Term of Three To Ten" - Boyhowdy
· "Dad has a lot of explaining to do" - Mr. Uncreative
· "For endearment, you tend to go for the groin" - ruth
· "Tyler Durden: The Final Years" - Mr. Nobody
· "Punchline" - Robert Katz
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