That Thing You Wrote About Counting

Teen girl #1: I just don't understand why people wait so long to have kids. Then you're so old that you can't relate to them. If I'd had a kid when I was like, eleven, he'd have been three by the time I was fourteen.
Teen girl #2: Yeah. I totally read something about this on your LiveJournal.

--Yaffa Cafe, St. Mark's Place

Overheard by: Miriam