Patriotic Feces? Old Navy's New Product Line Is Genius!

Black lady with five kids: You can't get anything here. We gots to get to Old Navy to buy us all our Fourth of July t-shirts so we match at the picnic.
Black guy: They have the best deal. Shirts are five dollars each, that's like [counts kids, self, and wife] less than twenty bucks for all of us, and even the baby shit has a flag on it.

--Target, Atlantic Terminal, Brooklyn

Overheard by: lora