His mom will make you feel guilty about it tomorrow

Girl 1: I just saw, like, 3 cute Jewish-looking guys.
Girl 2: Yeah, that one in the window?
Girl 1: Yeah.
Girl 2: Wanna go touch his butt?--48th and 9thOverheard by: alexie


Headline by: lori
Runners-Up:
· "Boy, if I had a quarter for every time someone said that about me, I'd have.....35 cents." - Adam
· "By That I Mean Marry Him For His Money" - dean morris
· "Diaper Change Time at the Mt. Sanai Maternity Ward..." - Warren Freeman
· "Goy chicks are, like, so daring" - DJG
· "It's only Trayf if you eat him" - djingo
· "Jewish: The Other White Meat" - James
· "Or we could go tweak that catholic-looking guy's nipples" - morgz
· "Pants so tight you can see his religion" - scarfaccio
· "Satan Would Approve" - hl
· "The "Shiksa Shocka"" - Vick
· "Ugh... the cute ones are ALWAYS jewish" - Jnice
· "Yeah, That Wallet Is Huge." - Keith Becker

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