'Weird Jedis' Is Like 'Gay Queers' or 'Bored Security Officers'

Out-of-breath Star Wars fan: Hey, do you know where the 3 pm light saber fight will take place?
Bored security officer: I dunno, but it should be over there. That's where all the weird Jedis are hanging out.

--Big Apple Comic Book Convention, Penn Plaza Pavilion

Overheard by: PoisonIvy