Suit on cell: Yeah, I know. Did I tell you about the dominatrix? –49th & 7th Little girl, to her mother: But why is the mummy all tied up? –Egyptian Wing, the Met Overheard by: Erin Partridge Hipster woman: So I think my father is into kiddie porn. –UCBT, 26th & 8th Overheard by: Tobster Dude, to his female date: So, do you like to do anal? Come on, you can be honest. You’ve already blown me. —Calle Ocho, 81st & Columbus Overheard by: Sara Girl: I like you. Just not in a toe-up-the-ass way. –1 train Overheard by: i like toes Cute guy: I mean, shit. I was in a threesome with him. He has no right to judge me. –34th & 8th