Girl on cell: Yeah, but I’ve gotta get out of these pants first. The crotch is wet and I don’t wanna get mad yeast. — 85th & York Overheard by: Ivan Professor: You need to find your special place. –Shepard Hall, City College Girl on cell: You definitely could. You have a wider-set vagina than I do. –65th Ave & Parsons Blvd, Brooklyn Overheard by: Pete Old lady on cell: Did you remove the tick from the genital area? –5th Ave, Park Slope Overheard by: Utah