Man on cell: Hello. Oh, hi, yes. You won’t believe it. I’m on a bus. In New York City. Can you imagine? –M-104 bus Overheard by: Nhoo Girl: Oh my God, I am psyched to be in New York. Look! I can’t believe they have sand here! Aww! –Central Park, near the Great Lawn Tourist guy: Wow. I love this city. If New York had a cunt, I would eat it. –Times Square Overheard by: monzo