Guy on cell: My doctor told me if you piss right after sex, you can’t get STDs…Yeah, I do it all the time. –Suffolk & Rivington Overheard by: John Loud teen girl: Wait, you had a dream that you had AIDS? That I had AIDS? Fuck you, man. –Brighton Beach, Brooklyn Chick on cell: I know it’s sick, but I’m so excited that I can have unsafe sex now! –23rd Street & Broadway Overheard by: Becka Dash Concerned citizen: Excuse me, I don’t know if this is a trans-generational or New York metropolitan faux pas, but you should really tell your friend, girlfriend, lady friend or whatever that one in every four persons in America has herpes. –sushi restaurant, 1st Ave Overheard by: Caitlyn